There is one time in your life when it’s ok to suck your own toes, and this is it. Apparently it’s human instinct to stick these things in your mouth when you first discover them. We’ll go ahead and place this in the “open during the 16th birthday party” file. I’m sure I’ll continue to add to that file.
Notice to readers: Placing your own video of you sucking your toes would not be cool.
